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Welcome to Marshall Texas

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Welcome to Marshall Texas
( beware of uncontrolled packs of dogs)

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By Ron Munden – January  5, 2024

Over the past two years I have seen real progress in Marshall – particularly in the downtown area.  I am happy to see the 30-40ish people step up and ”lead the charge.”

Of course Marshall, like most small towns, still has its share of problems.

In the last couple of months I have seen many complaints about “out-of-control packs of dogs” posted on social media.  Complains about these dogs killing cats, attacking other animals and Marshall citizens feeling unsafe walking the streets of Marshall.  

Normally I don’t believe much that I see posted on social media but when I saw well respected people expressing their frustration and helplessness about this problem, it got my attention.  I contacted these people.  I was quickly convinced this is a real and widespread problem.  Also, from these people’s perspective nothing is being done about the problem.

Why does Marshall have this problem?

In my opinion the root cause for the problem is Marshall has too many irresponsible dog owners.  They don’t control their dogs and they refuse to spay and neuter their animals. So these people contribute to today’s problem and they ensure that the problem will persist into the future.  At least in the short term, you can’t expect these people to be part of the solution.

I expect by now many people are saying “Make the Animal Control Office do its job.”  Animal Control is doing their best but the office is grossly understaffed.  The office has three people.  Towns the size of Marshall often have staffs at least three times that size. Let’s not forget Marshall’s population is about 23,000 people.  As I recall the total population of Harrison County is about 60,000 people.  Marshall’s animal control office is responsible for the entire county.  If you seriously think 3 people can solve this problem, I suggest adding the tagline, “Dog Pack USA” to the Marshall welcome sign.

Marshall citizens are frustrated and feeling helpless  for good reason.  Some have mentioned poisoning and/or shooting these pack animals.

I am against that solution.  Poisoning  often gets the wrong animal. While I personally would have no problem shooting a pack of dogs terrorizing a neighborhood. I don’t think it’s a practical solution in the city. 

I don’t have any magic answers but I do have one.  Who is the person responsible for fixing this problem?

The person responsible for fixing this problem  and being held responsible if the problem is not fixed is the City Manager.

I do not know Marshall’s City Manager.  I have never talked to him.  My comments are not directed at the person.  They are directed  at the position of City Manager.

My approach to problem  solving is based on 32 years of working for the Navy.  I have seen it work.

The Navy tradition is:  The person in charge of an organization is responsible for fixing every problem in the organization.  He cannot delegate responsibility. He cannot wash his hands of the problem.  He owns the problem.  As leader of the organization,  he can direct everyone in the organization  to work on the problem.  He can assign task leaders.  He can do many things.  What he can’t do is transfer ownership of the problem to another person.  By virtue of his position he owns the problem.

So there is no question about who the citizens of Marshall should contact.  It is the City Manager.  If a citizen is truly concerned about this problem they should call the City Manager, send him a letter, write him an email,  and attend the next City Commission meeting.  Let your body be seen and your voice be heard if you wish to speak.

If the City Manager already has a plan of action and a timeline for the plan, he should share it with the public now.  The people I have spoken with are unaware of a plan.

If there is no plan of action, the City Manager should Chair a small task force to develop a plan of action with dates and share the plan with Marshall’s citizens within two weeks.

As a footnote:

More than 50% of the animals that end up in Marshall’s shelter come from people living in the County, not the City.  The County contributes $30,000 to support the shelter.  That is a fraction of what it costs to run the shelter.

Perhaps, the County should increase their funding for Marshall’s shelter.  Or if  the County can operate a shelter more efficiently, they could operate their own shelter and the City’s shelter could be restricted to Marshall citizens only.

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Leigh Water Supply

Leigh Water Supply and Its Difficulty With U.S. Mail 

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By Ron Munden with Art Smart

I’ve used the Capital One Bank’s bill payment system for about four years.  Generally the system works well.  There have been three exceptions during this period.  All three exceptions have involved Leigh Water Supply.  In each case Leigh Water claims that they received the check from my bank after the due date.  In each case Leigh Water has charged me a $15 late fee, even though Capital One mailed them the checks five or more days before the due date.  Each time Leigh Water tells me they can’t control the mail system.

Since I pay 20 or more bills using this system and 19 of the payees receive my payments in 2 to 3 days after the bank mails the check, it is clear the U.S. Postal Service is deliberately slowing down the delivery of my checks to Leigh Water.  I feel so sorry for Leigh Water.

Don’t cry for me Argentina.
Don’t cry for Leigh East Texas.

Leigh Water Supply has the highest late fee of any company pay.  The fee is not a percent of the payment amount.  Leigh Water charges a straight $15 if the bill is one day late.  So if you have a $60 water bill,  one day after the due date you have a $75 water bill.  That is a 25% increase in your water bill and it cost Leigh Water nothing.

So the slower the mail system the more money Leigh Water makes.

I am very lucky, $15 means very little to me.  I am sure that this is not true for every person that gets its water from Leigh Water Supply.

Since Leigh Water has little incentive to fix its problem with the Post Office, I am here to help.  More later.

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A Very Sad Story

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A Very Sad Story 

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By Ron Munden 

June 12, 2023 – The day Hunter’s time ran out.

On the morning of June 7 my wife took Hunter, our new dog, to a local vet because he could not put any weight on his right-hind leg.  The vet said they would need to do x-rays to determine the problem.  We were told that we could pick him up after 5pm that afternoon.  Sometime after 5pm we returned to see the vet.  A vet tech gave us the news that Hunter’s leg was out of the socket.  She said to take him home and keep him in a crate.  She also said that the vet had sent the x-rays to Dallas for consolation.  The vet would call us when they knew more.

We carried Hunter home, put him in his bed in an enclosure.  Every four hours we carried him out to pee and poop. With difficulty Hunter did both.  Hunter was a trooper even though he was in pain. 

We were surprised when we did not receive a call from the vet on Thursday.  Even more surprised when we received no call on Friday. Of course we received no call on the weekend.  When we received no call on Monday morning Deloris called the veterinary office and asked for the vet.  Instead she got a vet tech that told her that the case had been referred to a vet in Dallas and nothing could be done for Hunter in Marshall.  Not wanting to put Hunter through any more.  We ask for an appointment to have Hunter put down.  

Hunter is gone but not forgotten.  This afternoon he was put to sleep.  I stayed with him to the very end – the sticking of the big needle into the heart.  Thankfully he was asleep and felt nothing.

It is strange, over the years we have had to put many animals to sleep, but this was the saddest time.  Perhaps it is because Hunter was so young and the others were all old.

I am thankful that Hunter went peacefully.  Once I told the vet that more talk served no purpose Deloris left the room.  She was emotionally drained after almost a week of watching Hunter in pain.

At this point the vet and the vet tech left to prepare for the procedure.  It was just Hunter and me. There was a blanket on the exam table.  I layed Huner on his side on the blanket with his good leg on the blanket.  I massaged his head and chest.  In a few minutes he relaxed and he fell asleep. For the next 5 minutes or so he laid there showing no signs of stress.

The vet tech returned.  When she administered the first shot he gave a little whine once but put his head back on the blanket.  The tech said the shot would take about 10 minutes to take effect.  I continued massaging Hunter and he just laid there peacefully.

After 10 minutes the vet tech came in to check.  A minute later the vet came in with a syringe filled with a greenish-blue medication and a 3-inch needle.  She asked if I wanted to leave before the shot – I said “no.”  She warned that there might be a final gasp when the liquid was injected into the heart.  They positioned Hunter on the table for the shot.  I held Hunter’s head as the vet administered the drug.  Hunter did not move when the needle went in or when it was removed.  Hunter would suffer no more pain.  I left to pay my bill.

This 20-pound three-month old stray puppy with a bad leg showed up at our doorstep on May 19, 2023 so we only had Hunter for less than 30 days.  During that time we spent almost $1000 in vet bills.  I don’t regret giving Hunter a home or even spending the money on him.  Hunter was a good dog.  He never growled at any person or animal, never peed or pooped in the house and alway had a wagging tail.  Even after his final injury he hobbled around the yard doing his business and then waiting for me to carry him back into the house.

I know that Hunter knew he had found a loving home – sadly for  a very short time.

I do sit here second guessing myself.  Could I have done more for Hunter?

Seeing Hunter in pain took an emotional toll on Deloris.  She can’t stand to see any animal in pain.  Every day got more difficult.  It had almost been a week of waiting to hear something from the local vet or the Dallas vet – the phone NEVER rang.

Finally, I decided that I had to have Hunter put down.  All vets know how to do that.

RIP Hunter – you were a good dog.

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Here’s Why You Need Professional Images For Your Brand

Here’s Why You Need Professional Images For Your Brand

When it comes to crafting a brand’s narrative, professional photography is an invaluable tool. It can bring consistency, clarity, and creativity to a brand’s visual identity. Plus, with the right photographer, you can create beautiful marketing materials with the finished images using Adobe Express tools. In this blog post courtesy of East Texas Exposed, we explore why professional photography is an indispensable component in any successful branding effort.

A Pro Can Evoke A Feeling

When you work with a pro photographer for your branding needs, you get more than just technical proficiency. You also get the creative eye of a true artist who understands how to craft compelling visuals that capture the essence of your brand. With their help, you can create stunning brand images that evoke emotion and help make a lasting impression on potential customers and clients.

You’ll Get The Benefit Of Their Tech Experience

Professional photographers have spent years studying their craft and perfecting their skills, so they can deliver beautiful images that are technically proficient with sharpness, accurate color correction, and proper lighting techniques. This ensures that the final images look amazing on all devices, from smartphones to desktop computers. Plus, they know how to use digital editing software to further refine the images for maximum impact on marketing materials.

Make Sure Your Branding Looks Consistent

When it comes to making sure your branding is consistent across all platforms, professional photographers are essential, as they know how to use their expertise to achieve this goal. They understand how important it is for brands to maintain consistency when building recognition among potential customers or clients. This means that every photo they take will be cohesive in color and style.

Receive A Tailored Approach

The best photographers don’t simply show up on the day of the shoot with cameras in tow; instead, they take time before each project to discuss what type of imagery will best reflect your brand’s values and goals moving forward. This tailored approach allows them to capture exactly what you need from each photo session while adding their own unique aesthetic touch. This means that your branding visuals will stand out from your competitors.

Make Beautiful Marketing Materials Using Adobe Express Tools

Once the photoshoot is complete and you have digital copies of all the photos, Adobe Express tools can be used to create beautiful marketing materials such as flyers, posters, or banners. These tools provide access to templates that will save you time and money, and there are a variety of things you can make. Here are just a few:

  • Thinking of giving your business branding an overhaul? Just getting started with creating a visual identity? Create an eye-catching logo in just minutes using the templates available. This is a great way to build a professional-looking branded image that helps you stand out from the crowd.
  • Make a custom Twitter video that tells your followers about a new product or service. You can add music or voiceovers to customize the final result. The best part is that you don’t need previous experience to create a beautiful video, and the process is quick and easy.
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  • Make a Coming Soon Poster with the best image from your shoot. This is a great way to inform customers about a new product or project. You can customize the image by choosing from a variety of fonts and designs.
  • Professional photography has become an essential part of any successful branding strategy in recent years as more people rely on smartphones and other devices for their purchasing decisions. With the right images, you can widen your audience and elevate your brand at the same time. Talk to your photographer about your vision so that you’re both on the same page.
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How Did I End Up Here?

Looking Back

How Did I End Up Here?

By Ron Munden with Art Smart

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In recent years, I have found myself waking up in the middle of the night, my mind racing back to certain moments in my past. It’s as if my subconscious has become a storyteller, recounting events that took place long ago. Sometimes it’s my first day of grade school, other times it’s my first day of work at a Naval Shipyard. Regardless of the event, my mind becomes fixated on the details and replays them over and over again.

Last night was no different. I lay in bed, telling myself to get some sleep, while my mind continued to ramble on for what felt like hours. But then I had an idea – maybe if I wrote down these stories, I could finally put them to rest and get the sleep that I so desperately need.

This morning, over a cup of coffee, I made a list of the 18 events that my mind insists on recounting in the middle of the night. And with that list, a plan began to form. I decided to write a chapter about each event, in the hopes that getting them down on paper will help me let go of them.

I’m not sure if this project will work as a sleeping pill for my mind, or if I’ll even be able to complete it. But I do know that I’m going to try. And while I’m aware that people often write grandiose passages when they write about themselves, I promise to be as honest and authentic as possible.

It’s worth noting that I’ll be writing from memory, without the aid of notes. And considering that these events span over 70 years of my life, there will likely be some inaccuracies. But with that being said, I’m ready to take on this project and see where it leads me.

So, with a deep breath and a fresh cup of coffee, let’s get started.

– Ron Munden

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Art Smart – December 2022

Art Smart’s Articles for December 2022

Art Smart is a regular contributor to EastTexasExposed.com and iExposed.us.  Each month we submit a blog article that contains a link to some of Mr. Smart’s articles contributed during that month.

Caddo Lake in the Winter

By Art Smart

Caddo Lake, located in Northeast Texas and adjacent to the Caddo Lake Wildlife Refuge, is a stunning destination in any season, but it is particularly beautiful in the winter. With its cypress trees, Spanish moss, and calm, still waters, Caddo Lake has a serene, almost otherworldly quality in the colder months.

As you take a leisurely walk or drive around the lake, you’ll notice that the trees are adorned with hoarfrost, giving them a magical, almost fairy-tale like appearance. The air is crisp and refreshing, and the silence is broken only by the occasional birdcall or the crunch of leaves underfoot.

But Caddo Lake isn’t just a place for peaceful contemplation. It’s also home to a wide variety of wildlife, including birds, reptiles, and mammals. The Caddo Lake Wildlife Refuge, which spans over 7,000 acres, is home to over 300 species of birds, including egrets, herons, and woodpeckers. It’s also home to beavers, otters, and even the occasional alligator.

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The Don CeSar – A must visit

By Art Smart

The Don CeSar, also known as the “Pink Palace,” is an iconic resort located on the beautiful St. Pete Beach in Florida. This luxurious property is a perfect choice for a romantic getaway, offering stunning oceanfront views, a secluded beach, and a variety of amenities and activities to choose from.

One of the highlights of the Don CeSar is its award-winning spa, which offers a wide range of treatments and services to help you relax and rejuvenate. Whether you’re in the mood for a massage, a manicure, or a facial, the spa has something for everyone.

The Don CeSar is also home to some of the best dining in the area. The Maritana Grille, the resort’s signature restaurant, serves gourmet cuisine inspired by the flavors of the Mediterranean. The hotel also has a variety of other dining options, including a poolside bar and a casual café.

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Sea Ranch Chapel

By Art Smart

The Sea Ranch Chapel is a breathtakingly beautiful and peaceful place located along Highway 1 in Sonoma County, California. Nestled between San Francisco and Mendocino, this isolated chapel is the perfect place to stop and take a moment to reflect and meditate during a long drive.

As soon as you approach the chapel, you’ll be struck by its stunning exterior architecture. The building is constructed from cedar shingles and glass, which creates a warm and welcoming atmosphere. The chapel is surrounded by beautiful, lush green trees, which provide a sense of privacy and seclusion.

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The Ginocchio

By Art Smart

The Ginocchio Building in Marshall, Texas was a longstanding fixture in the downtown area, with its distinctive red brick exterior and ornate architectural details. For years, it had been a source of pride for the community, with many locals reminiscing about the times they had spent there as children. However, over the years, the building had fallen into disrepair and was in desperate need of a renovation.

Enter Allan Loudermilk, a local businessman with a passion for restoring this historic building. When he first laid eyes on the Ginocchio Building, he knew he had to take on the challenge of bringing it back to its former glory.

With the support of the community, Allen set to work on the renovation, determined to do whatever it took to restore the building to its former splendor. He spent countless hours researching the building’s history and carefully planning out every detail of the renovation.

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Ferndale — The Victorian Village

By Art Smart

On December 20, 2022, a magnitude 6.4 earthquake struck Ferndale in Humboldt County in California. This was very sad news. I have visited Ferndale many times and have fond memories of its unmatched architecture.

Ferndale, known as the “Victorian Village,” is a small town with a rich history dating back to the mid-19th century. It was founded in 1852 by New Englanders who were drawn to the area by the abundance of natural resources and the possibility of a new life on the West Coast. These settlers established dairy farms and raised livestock, which became the mainstay of Ferndale’s economy for many years.

As the town grew and prospered, a number of Victorian-era buildings were constructed, giving Ferndale its unique character and charm. Today, these beautifully preserved buildings serve as a testament to the town’s history and are a popular attraction for visitors.

One of the most iconic buildings in Ferndale is the Ferndale Museum, a Victorian-era building that was once a livery stable. The museum houses a collection of artifacts and exhibits that tell the story of Ferndale’s history, from its early days as a dairy farming community to its present-day status as a popular tourist destination.

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York and National Railroad Museum

York and National Railroad Museum – 14 July 2022 – York, United Kingdom

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By Tom Allin

It was a beautiful day for a bus ride. So, we decided to take the Hop On/Off Bus tour and stop for the National Railroad Museum. The Railroad Museum is something we most likely wouldn’t have visited but all the guidebooks gave it high ratings and we found the ratings well deserved. I believe we spent close to two and a half hours at the Railroad Museum.

We have done several Hop On/Off Bus Tours. Some have been great such as Hong Kong. Others not so great such as Cape Town. The information is always good, the presenter or audio is always a crap shoot, and if the bus can’t or isn’t allowed to navigate to the sights then the ride is boring.

Note his jacket, the person sitting to his left with hood up – it was cool. Five days later the hottest recorded day in York’s history was 101 degrees.

Clifford Tower was a part of York Castle which no longer exists. This is the second Tower or Castle Keep. The first was destroyed in 1190 when the City’s Jews took refuge inside and eventually committed suicide to avoid being murdered by Christian rioters.

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 Opinion: Definition of Patriot

 Opinion: Definition of Patriot

By George Smith  — December 9, 2021

Let’s talk straight.

Definition of patriot

”one who loves and supports his or her country”

If you believe the results of the 2020 elections are false and you believe the election was  stolen from Donald Trump…you are not a patriot.

If you would vote for Trump in 2024… you are not a patriot.

If you refuse to acknowledge that the Jan. 6, 2021 attack of the Capitol was NOT an insurrection attempt and a domestic terrorist attack…you are not a patriot.

If you are a supporter of Majorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert or Paul Gosar, or Sens. Mitch McConnell, Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz, you are not a patriot, but a wrong-headed follower of suppression politics.

All of those legislators are only interested in two things…and the fate of the country is not one of them. They all have two things in common: Power…getting it and holding onto it, and money, getting it and getting more of it.

To those folks, the fate of the country and its foundation of democracy are secondary to personal gratification in gaining and holding onto power.

If you value democracy, you cannot support those that want to dilute freedoms that define America, including equality and justice for all and preserving a democratic form of government.

It’s time for real patriots to stand up to the false idolatry worshippers who advocate the suppression of entire classes of voters in order to increase their support base.m, and, thus, individual power.

Let your voices be heard. It’s the right thing to do…the American thing to do.

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A day in the Life of Sue Republican

A day in the Life of Sue Republican

Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With her first swallow of coffee, she takes her daily medication. Her medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and  that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of her medications are paid for by her employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now  Sue gets it too.

She prepares her morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Sue’s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the shower, Sue reaches for her shampoo. Her bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought  for her right to know what she was putting on her body and how much it contained.

Sue dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from  polluting our air.

She walks to the subway station for her government-subsidized ride to work. It saves her considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants  liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Sue begins her work day. She has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought  and died for these working standards. Sue’s employer pays these standards because Sue’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union.

If Sue is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, she’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think she should lose her home  because of her temporary misfortune.

It’s noon and Sue needs to make a bank deposit so she can pay some bills. Sue’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect  Sue’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Sue has to pay her Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and her below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Sue and the government would be  better off if she was educated and earned more money over her lifetime.

Sue is home from work. She plans to visit her father this evening at his farm home in the country. She gets in her car for the drive. Her car is among the safest in the  world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

She arrives at her childhood home. Her generation was the third to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural  loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

She is happy to see her father, who is now retired. Her father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure  he could take care of himself so Sue wouldn’t have to.

Sue gets back in her car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention  that Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Sue enjoys throughout her day. Sue agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m self-made and believe everyone should take care of themselves, just  like I have”.

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Opinion: Butts, bed sheets and horizontal gravity

 Opinion: Butts, bed sheets and horizontal gravity

By George Smith  — December 1, 2021

Ohhhhh, sometimes the mind climbs out of the proverbial “box” on its own.

Butts, bed sheets and horizontal gravity

I’ve never claimed that a certain percentage of my thoughts are what one might call “normal.” It is (pick one) A) a blessing, or a curse to have thoughts that sometimes fall outside the realm of those shared by a vast majority of people.

Since I have them on occasion, I go with A.

An example: Have you ever been sitting up in bed, leaned against the headboard, pillows at your back, thumbing the heck out of a good novel and all of a sudden … you realize you have slid down in the bed without realizing it? Instead of being in a sitting position, you find yourself practically supine! How did that happen?

I surmise it’s a little known and totally misunderstood element of physics – horizontal gravity. As you might surmise, there’s got to be more to it than just the fact that scientists and philosophers have overlooked this phenomenon for the past several thousand years, ever since the invention of sheets with thread count over six. Not 600, but six.

I have come to the belief that there is a direct correlation between the thread count of sheets, the square inch-ary of butt surface and the theory of horizontal gravity. Check that: It is my contention that horizontal gravity is not a theory, but an existing condition that has not been properly studied.

That’s about to change.

I am writing a federal grant to study the phenomenon and, with the bringing-home-the-bacon money available from my elected officials, I expect to get started as soon as my grant can be approved, which should be as soon as this latest, silly Middle East conflict question can be resolved. Knowing members of congress like I do, I know it’s easy to stick this type of expenditure as a “tail-er” on a bigger bill about nuclear proliferation or some such.

I have already done sufficient research to warrant the grant that I value at about $49,750. (I am convinced if I keep it under $50,000, it is such a fiscal pimple as to be invisible in any General Account Office audit.)

You want proof of my initial reasoning and research? How’s this: Sheets vary widely in thread count, as well as material from which they are constructed; 300-, 600-, 800-thread count sheets are commonplace. It is easy to buy higher thread count sheets of up to 1,800 threads per square inch (900 vertical and 900 horizontal). A higher thread count than that and you have Sarah Wrap.

A portion of the study will have to do with the surface area of butts on bed sheets. I am firmly convinced that the total surface area of a butt will slide horizontally in direct proportion to thread count; the bigger the butt surface, the faster the horizontal movement.

Of course, the study will have to include the movement of bare buttocks vs. clothed; the type of covering material or lack thereof and its affect on rate of horizontal movement will have its own section in the final report.

Those of you who may scoff at my research grant proposal do not know the depth of federal grant follies. Do you know whether or not it is economically feasible to create bite-sized bales of hay for cows? It is not economically feasible according to a 1980s federal grant to the University of Michigan.

What is the composition of 17th Century violin varnish? We know this important fact due to a federal grant.

And federal funds were used to compile the history of comic books.

Surely, a study to research the theory of horizontal gravity is just as important.

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