By Billy Bob Ray – email@example.com
Yesterday I was very disappointed about My President’s conduct when meeting with Putin in Finland. He acted like a wimp.
I was sure My President would stand toe to toe with Putin and tell him “How the cow ate the cabbage.” Instead it was lip to toe and My President complimented Putin on his boots.
I must admit I was in a bad state of mind as the sun went down last night. I had lost faith in My Leader. Could he really be a Wimp?
As I went to bed I prayed to God to clear my mind and make me whole again. God answered my prayers.
In the middle of the night Sean Hannity came to me and said the calming words, “Hillary made him do it.” Suddenly it was all clear — the Clinton’s were to blame. How could I have missed My President’s secret message. He kept mentioning Hillary’s server.